Keith McMahon:  A Scotsman who is Vergnetti’s brother-in law and claims to be pretty good golfer….very suspicious combination.  Rookie.

Randy Curtis:   He’s wearing a boot this weekend to make you feel like shit if you beat him and shittier if you lose.   An original 12.   Owns a New England Whalers jersey.  Team captain.

Garret Lasewicz:  Catholic with four kids you’d think he’s more square than Sponge Bob …but he’s not.   Usually neat when he pukes...except for that one time.  An original 12 and member of the fantastic four, playing in his 12^th Googel Cup.    

Chris Birch:  Rookie.  Buddies with Vergnetti who claims  that he “brings a handgun to poker games” and “has broken more clubs than Jimmy Ho.”  So we got that going for us ….which is nice.

Gregg Cohen:   Once hooked up with the same chick as Googel .  Used to think deaf women were a turn on.  Our hostess with the mostess.  Veeters, Veets or Bully Bull...I prefer the latter. 

Adam Finkelstein:  Was born unshaven and un-tucked ..now a member of a fancy country club outside of Chicago he comes back to GC “two-to-four strokes under his old index.”   He brings drugs, cigarettes and a whole new perspective to medicine.  Team Glazer physician. 

Mike Franceschelli:  Best known for the back eye G-man gave him prior to his wedding, pronunciation of  his last name, that great pong match, sleeping on an air mattress under the poker table for years, his fisherman’s hat, his affection for Curtis, that tweet  …actually he’s known for a lot of things. 

Brian Bellinger:   One day he’s going to get in trouble and make a name for himself …for now he remains the guy on the wrong end of that famous Greg George approach shot on 18 …..and  he is sleeping with my sister.

Chuck Rodman:  Cranky yet nice.  Serious but jocular.  Smart yet sometimes dumb.  Caring yet sometimes annoying.  He’s a real live paradox wrapped up into a nice package for all of us at Googel Cup.

Eric Glazer:  All time leader in pukes.  Once went on a stretch of five years (2003-2007) winning a mere 1 point TOTAL (a record that may not get broken in our lifetime).   Original 12 and member of the fantastic four .  Worried about his poor golf game but even more worried about how he bad he has become at pong. 

Terry Schwab: He sounds like an investment banker and looks like a good golfer but in fact he is a lawyer that shoots over 100.  Rookie.

John Downes:  Loves to drink a lot and fix things.  The Godfather of the Blue Table.  Has yet to fix his golf game.

Jeff Green:  You won’t find a nicer guy and you won’t find a worse golfer (well, that depends on how bad Googel is this year).  Just be wary that things do change “a tad” when he’s drunk …Greeny, please NO KNOCKING OVER BEERS this year!  And use the railing not a trash can with the lid on …thank you.